First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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