Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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