Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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