We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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