On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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