I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Randomize
