Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Can you repeat that, but with context?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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