Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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