so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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