Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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