respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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