You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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