I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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