Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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