Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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