If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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