doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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