Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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