I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
is that a dick in a sweater?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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