This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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