Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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