As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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