I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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