just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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