How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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