Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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