The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize
