idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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