Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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