She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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