He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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