Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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