D3 body, D1 cock
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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