I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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