please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
