Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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