Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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