Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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