we have pet lesbian snakes
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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