He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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