Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
kristin has been a bad kristin
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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