Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
