Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
