is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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