Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Fuck appropriateness.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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