I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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