I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
