we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
