i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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