I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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