I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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