I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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