He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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