Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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