I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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