We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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