Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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