Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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