well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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